Pal Joey (1957)
Kim Novak: Linda English
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Quotes
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Linda English : What did I do last night?
Joey Evans : You kissed me.
Linda English : I wasn't myself.
Joey Evans : Yeah, but, whoever you were, you were great!
Linda English : Oh. Then what?
Joey Evans : Then you passed out.
Linda English : I'm ashamed of myself.
Joey Evans : Me too.
Linda English : Why? What did you do?
Joey Evans : Nothin'.
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Linda English : My mother says a nice girl is a nice girl wherever she is.
Joey Evans : Yeah, I know, and a bum is a bum.
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Linda English : What about last night? I made fool out of myself and you didn't take advantage of it.
Joey Evans : Oh, don't pin any medals on me. It just so happens that in my book it takes two to tango.
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Linda English : You cook?
Joey Evans : Well, you can't go through your life on Wheaties alone.
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Joey Evans : Well, good morning!
Linda English : What's good about it?
Joey Evans : Oh, your first hangover? Huh? Well, there's a first time for everybody.
Linda English : Why do people drink when you feel so awful the morning after?
Joey Evans : Maybe because it feels so good the night before.
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Joey Evans : Now, look, I don't want to complain; but, you used all the hot water this morning.
Linda English : Well, I thought that you could use a cold shower.
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Linda English : [singing] My funny valentine, Sweet comic valentine, You make me smile with my heart, Your looks are laughable, Unphotographable, Yet you're my favorite work of art...
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Linda English : I thought maybe you ought to do the strip.
Joey Evans : The strip? But, Gladys does that number. You wind up out there with nothing on. What do you think I am?
Linda English : I think you're the best built mouse in the joint! So, we might as well take advantage of it.
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Linda English : I wonder what she'd say if she could see me now? Hmm?
Joey Evans : She'd say that you were stoned. She'd also want to know what you're doing in my bedroom.
Linda English : I decided to take your offer.
Joey Evans : What offer?
Linda English : Strip! Peeled. Take it off and let it lay.
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Linda English : You were right. I do have a good shape. Confidentially, I'm stacked!
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Linda English : You thought I wouldn't, didn't you? I'll bet you even thought that I couldn't. But, I can. Hmm. And I will.
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Linda English : Where I come from a girl just doesn't spend the night on a yacht and then stay for breakfast.
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Joey Evans : I can use a girl in the act - give it a little class.
Linda English : I could always do a strip!
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Joey Evans : [holding affectionate dog, "Snuffy"] See, he loves me
Linda English : Dont let it go to your head
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Linda English : Joey's better than you think. He's better than he thinks.
Vera Simpson : Nobody's better than he thinks.