Carry on Nurse (1959)

Kenneth Connor: Bernie Bishop

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• [Nurses Lloyd and James are helping just admitted patient Bernie Bishop, who has a fractured wrist, get into his bed clothes] 

  Helen Lloyd : [she moves toward the lower half of Bernie's body]  Now...

  Bernie Bishop : [nervously, in his modesty, as Nurse Lloyd seems to want to take off his boxing trunks]  'kay, what, what, what...

  Helen Lloyd : You can't sleep in those.

  Bernie Bishop : That's quite all right. I can take 'em off.

  Helen Lloyd : With one hand?

  Bernie Bishop : Yeah, yeah, I can manage, thank you. You two ladies turn your back please...

  Bernie Bishop : [frantically in the two nurses swooping down removing his boxing trunks]  Wait a minute. What's going on? You can't d... What a sauce... Nurse, please...

  Helen Lloyd : [as Bernie is now in bed with his trunks off]  What a fuss about such a little thing.

• Bernie Bishop : Janey, supposing I couldn't ever fight again. Just suppose. Deep down... would you really be pleased?

  Jane Bishop : Why, I don't like you fighting. Sometimes I can hardly bare to look... but you're happy when you're pushing someone's face into the middle of next week, and... I like to see you happy. So you get that hand better and come out fighting.

  Bernie Bishop : I'm glad I married you, Jane.

  [Jane gives Bernie a loving kiss on the cheek as he begins to tear up]