Carry on Nurse (1959)

Terence Longdon: Ted York

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Quotes 

• [Nurse Dawson approaches Ted with a large tablet] 

  Ted York : You have given one of these before?

  Stella Dawson : Oh, good gracious, hundreds.

  [Nurse Dawson hands Ted a glass of water with which to ingest the tablet] 

  Stella Dawson : There you are, get it down now.

  Dorothy Denton : [passing by the situation]  Other end, Nurse.

  [Nurse Dawson looks ashamed] 

  Ted York : Never mind. With a face like mine, it's a mistake anyone might make.

• Ted York : Did it win?

  Second Ambulance Man : That nag should be going into hospital, not you!

  Ted York : I wonder who won the baby stakes?

  [Ted gets up from the stretcher, which collapses on top of the First Ambulance Man] 

  Ted York : [looking down]  Supposing I'd been on it!