- Larry Gilbert: Are you sure you're with the right woman?
- Man in Motel Room: No buddy, I'm with the wrong woman, but I've been with her for 30 years.
- Singer on the Radio: [Kitty is nervously waiting for Larry. She switches on the radio] This is my first affair, so please be kind...
- [Kitty quickly shuts off the radio]
- Kitty Weaver: Can't sleep.
- Larry Gilbert: Me either.
- Kitty Weaver: I'm starved.
- Larry Gilbert: Me too.
- Kitty Weaver: What's your opinion of eating late at night?
- Larry Gilbert: Suicide.
- Kitty Weaver: Ever do it?
- Larry Gilbert: Only late at night.
- Kitty Weaver: Am I really doing this? Me, Kitty Weaver? Secretary to the PTA? Den mother to the Cub Scouts? Am I really going to San Francisco to spend the weekend... with the husband of my best friend?
- Kitty Weaver: [after Larry criticizes her for buying a rabbit instead of a chicken at the grocery store] IT WAS LYING DOWN!
- Larry Gilbert: [Kitty yawns during Larry's routine] Madam, your Vodka gimlets are showing. Vodka, that's an alcohol rub from the inside.