Make Mine Mink (1960)

Terry-Thomas: Major Rayne

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• Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton : Oh! I'm so thrilled to be in the shock troops again!

  Major Albert Rayne : Who's going to get the shock, I wonder?

• Major Albert Rayne : [ogling Lily as she walks away]  Why does she walk like that?

  Nanette Parry : [aside]  Can't think.

• Major Albert Rayne : You talk as if she were a horse instead of an ass.

• Dame Beatrice Appleby : Red Group to HQ. Bongo. Fox out of cover. Four ten.

  Major Albert Rayne : Ten-four, not four-ten!

• Major Albert Rayne : What regiment were you in?

  Inspector Pape : I'm in the Police. I have always been in the Police!

  Major Albert Rayne : What, even during the War?

• Nanette Parry : I thought you were in the Mobile Bath Unit

  Major Albert Rayne : We did a perfectly splendid job! We kept the Army clean.

  Nanette Parry : Oh, I know. You won the War with soap and water.

• Major Albert Rayne : Where did you get that patch?

  Dame Beatrice Appleby : [sporting a ruffled eye patch]  Out of a cracker.

  Major Albert Rayne : Crackers is the word!

• Major Albert Rayne : I'm interested in a Fence.

  Smoker at Shanghai Harry's : Buyin' or sellin'?

  Major Albert Rayne : Selling, naturally.

  Smoker at Shanghai Harry's : You're wasting your time, mate. Nobody round here's got a garden.

• Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton : I don't want to do anymore trailing after dark in Piccadilly.

  Major Albert Rayne : Whyever not?

  Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton : I've had some unpleasant experiences.

• Nanette Parry : Don't suck up to us! You're yellow, a coward and a deserter!

  Major Albert Rayne : What else could I do? It's laid down in Army orders. When all is lost, an OC saves himself. Honestly! It's not like the Navy.

• Major Albert Rayne : There is one aspect of our activities which has been neglected. And that is our use of SA.

  Nanette Parry : Sex Appeal?

  Major Albert Rayne : Certainly not! Spontaneous action. Targets of fleeting opportunity.

• Major Albert Rayne : Where the dickens will we find a police whistle at this hour?

  Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton : [TOOTS WHISTLE]  I keep it in case of night intruders.

  Major Albert Rayne : Intruders? Some hope.

• Dame Beatrice Appleby : Snake to HQ. Five good fish. Ten four.

  Major Albert Rayne : Roger. Stand by to synchronize watches.

• Nanette Parry : Bongo.

  Major Albert Rayne : Bongo. Return to base via yellow route and rendezvous soonest.

• Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton : It's the brute who attacked me in the park! He came up behind me and pounced!

  Inspector Pape : I have never pounced on anyone. Except in the course of duty.

  Major Albert Rayne : Do you call that duty? Huh!

• Major Albert Rayne : You put up a rotten show this afternoon Pinkerton, but it's largely my fault for thinking you'd be able to do it in the first place, so come and have some fizz.