Carry on Regardless (1961)

Esma Cannon: Miss Cooling

Quotes 

• Sir Theodore : Do you provide substitutes?

  Miss Cooling : [shocked]  No! This is a respectable firm!

• Sam Twist : Bet you this has something to do with atomic energy.

  Miss Cooling : Oh gracious! I do hope you don't finish up in Russia!

  Sam Twist : Well if I do, Miss Cooling, I shall behave myself as an ex Corporal of the Pioneer Corps should. Name, rank, number and keep your hand off my shovel, and that's your lot.

  Miss Cooling : Don't go! Think of brainwashing.

  Sam Twist : [chuckles]  How can they wash what isn't there?