No Place Like Homicide! (1961)

Kenneth Connor: Ernie Broughton

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• Syd Butler : Do you know, you're beginning to get on my nerves?

  Ernie Broughton : No, but if you'll hum it... I can remember the tune.

• Everett Sloane : I'm not convinced your friend is the fool he makes himself out to be.

  Ernie Broughton : Oh, yes I am.

• Ernie Broughton : I'm a beneficiary.

  Syd Butler : You filthy swine. How long can they give you for that?

• Ernie Broughton : Syd, is this an omen?

  Syd Butler : No, it's a Rolls Royce.

• Ernie Broughton : Well, why do I always have to stay with the women.

  Syd Butler : Because somebody's got to look after you.

• Ernie Broughton : Mr. Sloane, what did my poor uncle die of?

  Everett Sloane : He died of status lymphaticus.

  Ernie Broughton : What's that?

  Everett Sloane : It's a glandular disturbance, brought on by shock.

  Ernie Broughton : Ah, shock. Oh, electric?

  Everett Sloane : No, fear. Good night, Mr. Broughton.

• Ernie Broughton : Some fellas have got it and some fellas don't.

  Syd Butler : Well, if you've got it mate, I don't know where you're hiding it.

• Syd Butler : She loves ya, mate. Like a brother.

  Ernie Broughton : I've got five sisters already.

• Ernie Broughton : All right, then. If you think more of your stomach than my good fortune.

  Syd Butler : I do.

• Arkwright : Who's been murdered?

  Ernie Broughton : Dr. Edward, Janet, Malcolm.

  Arkwright : [Writing it down]  Dr. Edward Janet Malcolm. Where's the body?

  Syd Butler : Body? Bodies. There's three of 'em.

  Arkwright : Three?

  Syd Butler : Edward Broughton, Janet Broughton and Malcolm Broughton.