Pajama Party (1964)

Frankie Avalon: Socum

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Big Bang The Martian : I say, let's call the whole invasion off. What do we need with a crazy planet?

  Socum : That's not it. We owe it to the universe. If those are earth teenagers, they've got to cause inter-galactic trouble when they grow up.

  Big Bang The Martian : You picked the biggest goof-off on all Mars to be the advance man.

  Socum : Naturally. He's so stupid that if he's captured, he'll confuse the enemy.

• Big Bang The Martian : That's what you call an intelligence officer? That's what I call a nut!

  Socum : I call him a nut too, but look how nicely he fits in on earth, chasing Indians and blondes.

  Big Bang The Martian : He's so stupid, he'll probably catch the Indian.

• Socum : [final lines]  Do you believe this?