Carry on Cowboy (1965)
Alan Gifford: Commissioner
Quotes
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Commissioner : Send him a marshal. Anything for peace.
Perkins : That's just the trouble, sir. We haven't any available.
Commissioner : Nobody? What about that big head who's always hanging around here looking for work? What's his name? Dillon. What's he doing?
Perkins : Six months.
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Perkins : It's another telegram from Stodge City, sir. Judge Burke. He's the mayor there, you know.
Commissioner : Burke? Oh yeah, I remember him in law school. He's a bum.
Perkins : I didn't know you studied at law school, sir.
Commissioner : I didn't. I was the janitor.