The Fat Spy (1966)

Jack E. Leonard: Irving, Herman Gonjular (Twins)

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• Irving : Early this afternoon, a group of unidentified adolescents emerged from the sea. Now after careful investigation, I was able to determine that they were...

  Wellington : ...teenagers? On a treasure hunt?

• Irving : Herman, gosh, it's good to hear your voice. Bring me up to date. Did Magnolia marry Cousin Fenster after all?

  Herman : Fenster? The Siamese twin?

  Irving : Yeah, he's the one on the left.

  Herman : No, he's still a bachelor, but Seymour on the right, he's marryin'.

• [When Junior discovers Camilla and Herman's plan to steal the Fountain of Youth, the bad guys grab her and tie her to a huge machine in the basement] 

  Camille : She knows too much, Herman. She must be destroyed!

  Herman : We'll annihilate the entire building!

  Camille : Get a bomb. A big bomb!

  Herman : When I turn this knob, her fate will be sealed and our secret will be safe forever.

  Camille : That knob? That's the air conditioning.

• Herman : Ah, but your eyes, they're so beautiful. Where did you get those eyes?

  Camille : They came with the head.

• Herman : Setting this at maximum power will create ice cubes. Then as the ice cubes circulate through the pipes, crashing into each other, the frozen pressure will grow to unbearable intensity, splintering the walls until the entire place shatters in one final convulsive gasp.

• Irving : My bike. I just cannot leave without my B-I-K-E.

  Junior Wellington : It would be so sad, Irving, if those were your last words. Now, get in the plane.

• Camille Salamander : I can't go in there. I'd be recognized.

  Irving : Don't worry about a thing. Just get in the car and take your clothes off.