Looking for Love (1964)

Susan Oliver: Jan McNair

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• Libby Caruso : Where are the brooms?

  Jan McNair : What do you want with a broom?

  Libby Caruso : I'm going to invent something to hang clothes on.

  Jan McNair : Say, that's an idea! Why not call it a "hanger"?

• Jan McNair : Don't give him a second thought, honey. He only likes girls who are tall and top heavy.

  Libby Caruso : Well, I may be short, but, I'm not exactly...

• Jan McNair : Personally, I can't stand him.

  Libby Caruso : You can't, huh? You mean you have a thing for him yourself?

• Paul Davis : Hi! Hey, where can I find whats-her-name?

  Jan McNair : Who?

  Paul Davis : Whats-her-name! The half-pint.

• Jan McNair : What did you do?

  Libby Caruso : I did what any normal, sensible girl would do under the circumstances. I had hysterics.

• Libby Caruso : I'm selling myself as a potential wife and mother.

  Jan McNair : Swell! Just as long as you don't let him know, that's what he's getting.

• Jan McNair : What happened to you?

  Libby Caruso : Okay, so maybe I'm not T-n-T!

  Jan McNair : T and T?

  Libby Caruso : Tall and Top heavy! I can *still* be a woman who does things.

• Paul Davis : Lib - is replacing...

  Jan McNair : Gaye Swinger!

• Jan McNair : Poor kid. Some day you'll realize that you only thought you were in love with that big galoot. And you know why? Because he didn't give you a tumble. That's why! The old hard to get routine, get's them every time. Nobody wants anything, unless, they think they can't have it. We're all the same. If it isn't hard to get, against the law, or fattening, we're not interested.

• Jan McNair : What's wrong with getting married *and* having your career?

  Libby Caruso : You can't have both.

  Jan McNair : Sure you can! As long as you remember which is more important.

  Tiger Shay : Hey, that's right! As long as you never let your marriage interfere with your career, you got it made.

• Jan McNair : How come if you're meant for each other, it takes more planning, research, and maneuvering than it does to get a man on the moon?

• Jan McNair : I think somebody should be knocking his brains out to win you.

• Jan McNair : I beg your pardon!

  Paul Davis : "I beg your pardon!" "I beg your" - got it! That means: "Touch my body and I'll - ah! - scream." Right?

• Jan McNair : Naturally!

  Paul Davis : What naturally?

  Jan McNair : Come on, Junior, I'll teach you the facts of life!