Meet Marlon Brando (1966)

Bill Gordon: Self

Quotes 

• Marlon Brando : You've got the longest fingernails of anyone I've ever seen.

  Bill Gordon : No. Only on one side. I play classic guitar.

  Marlon Brando : Oh really?

  Bill Gordon : So, you have to have long fingernails on your right hand to play the strings and short fingernails to fret. That's what I do for my kicks. What do you do?

  Marlon Brando : Oh, I fret a lot.

  Bill Gordon : I bet you do.

  Marlon Brando : But, I don't fret for kicks.

• Bill Gordon : First remember, Marlon Brando in the 20th Century Fox motion picture, "Morituri". It's a great picture and he's a great actor.

  Marlon Brando : [sarcastically]  For God's sake, go see that, will you. You really won't know how to proceed in life without seeing, "Morituri."

  Bill Gordon : It's one of the most important things you'll ever do.