What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)

Susumu Kurobe: Wing Fat

Quotes 

• Shepherd Wong's right-hand man : You can't quit now, sir, you're winning! You're too far ahead.

  Wing Fat : Don't tell me what I can do, or I'll have my mustache eat your beard.

• Phil Moscowitz : I thought you said you loved me!

  Wing Fat : I love you in my own way.

• Phil Moscowitz : [while printing the microfilm code]  And now I will read you some ancient erotic poetry. "There once was a man from Nantucket..."

  Wing Fat : You fool! You're leading me on.

  Phil Moscowitz : How do I know after I give you the recipe you won't kill me.

  [runs his finger over his throat] 

  Wing Fat : Kill you? Come on.

  [opens jacket] 

  Wing Fat : Does this look like the body of a killer?

• Wing Fat : Everybody shows up when we have girls to tie up.

• Wing Fat : Mother and I have always been very close. And the best thing about her is: she takes a good punch.

  [Punches her] 

• Wing Fat : [Surrounded by Shepard Wong's henchman]  Ha, ha, ha! The joke's on you, I threw that suitcase overboard to my henchman. He's right out there!

  Guy On The Boat : Hey boss! Hey Boss! I got the bag! Oh, I'm such a terrific henchman!

• Wing Fat : I've seen better boats than this in a plastic hobby kit.

• Wing Fat : That's a very special camera. It takes pictures of you with all your clothes on but when they develop, you come out naked! You lay one single finger on me and I'll peddle them in every schoolyard in town. So you see, you'd better not mess around with me unless you're all completely unashamed of your bodies.

  Shepherd Wong : You win this round. But we shall meet again, Wing Fat.

  Wing Fat : Not if I see you first. And now I'm going home, develop those pictures and have a few laughs at your chubby thighs.