A Guide for the Married Man (1967)

Walter Matthau: Paul Manning

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• Ed Stander : Basic principle number one - never say you'll be where you can be proved not to be.

  Paul Manning : Boy oh boy it just gets more complicated.

  Ed Stander : Protecting your loved ones is hard work.

• Paul Manning : That's the trouble with Ruth, she's such a wonderful wife.

  Ed Stander : Look Paul, if you care enough for your wife you can always find something about her you can't stand.

• Paul Manning : Do all married guys do it Ed?

  Ed Stander : No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%.

• Paul Manning : [to wife]  Well if you think I'm going to stick about here just watching you be cheerful you've got another think coming!