The Bride Wore Black (1968)
Charles Denner: Fergus
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Quotes
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Fergus : When I was a boy, my father would say champagne is to adults what milk is to kids.
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Fergus : If I should see too many beauties in one place or in one day, do you know what happens to me? I get depressed. I think of those I will miss. I get dizzy.
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Fergus : Do you know why the Chinese never use this little finger? Because, it's mine.
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Fergus : There you are. Now you know, I'm a skirt-chaser. But don't worry, you're in no danger.
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Fergus : This is stupid. They were asked to send a tall, stacked redhead.
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Fergus : I'm attracted to that redhead because she's so vulgar. I demand lots of vulgarity in my women. It's part of life.
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Fergus : Your nose is remarkable. So is your mouth. If I were a writer, I'd write a book.
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Fergus : I walk around the neighborhood in the evenings and look the girls over in the cafés, the way that some nuns do while collecting alms. "I've collected from that one. That one, not yet. I'll have to try her."
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Fergus : I simply must tell you about my nightmare. Listen to this. It's morning, I'm in the street, I'm dressed, and there are only women. No, there are on women, only men. So I walk along - only men. Not a single woman. And then I wake up in a cold sweat. But everything's fine, because it's only a dream.
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Fergus : Every place is the same, the subway, the train the bus. I get on and immediately I look around to see women I could pick up. And when I find one, there's a feeling of relief. And if there's more than one, I have a way of grading them.
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Fergus : You'd never guess what those are. They're falsies. Manufactured by a customer of mine, an American businessman. He overestimated his sales possibilities and got stuck with 8,000 pair. So he sells them by the yard.
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Fergus : Both of us are alive. Let's drink to that.
