Never a Dull Moment (1968)
Dorothy Provine: Sally Inwood
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Quotes
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Leo Joseph Smooth : You know, I used to paint things you could recognize. You know, flowers, trees, waterfalls. Now I do that kinda stuff,
[Points to his splashed canvas]
Leo Joseph Smooth : and she swears its progress.
Sally Inwood : You know what we're trying to accomplish, Mr. Smooth.
Leo Joseph Smooth : Well, someday we're going back to flowers and trees.
Sally Inwood : And they'll be YOUR flowers and trees.
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Sally Inwood : Are you insane or do you take something?
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Jack Albany : You, uh, belong to Joe's organization, sweetheart?
Sally Inwood : Sure thing. I head up the mob's fine arts division.
Jack Albany : You're puttin' me on.
Sally Inwood : Am I?
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Jack Albany : Well, I ,just wanna know how cozy you are with Joe. I mean, I like your style, but then, uh, he' the boss.
Sally Inwood : Before you go any further, hot stuff, let me tell you something out of pure generosity. I have been living alone in New York City for four years. I know how to take care of myself.
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Jack Albany : Well, I like a girl with spirit.
Sally Inwood : And for the record, my relationship with Mr. Smooth is strictly teacher-pupil. My relationship with you is nothing.
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Leo Joseph Smooth : What's going on here?
Sally Inwood : I would like another car, please, and another driver to take me home.
Leo Joseph Smooth : Why? Something's wrong with the car?
Sally Inwood : It's broken.
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Leo Joseph Smooth : A new car, less than a thousand miles, and it's broken?
Sally Inwood : Well, quite possibly it was not built to withstand crashing into a tree. Of course, that's just an opinion. I am not a mechanic.
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Leo Joseph Smooth : Oh, you wrapped up the car?
Florian : Well, she hit me.
Sally Inwood : I slapped him, for the classic reason.
Florian : All I did was...
Leo Joseph Smooth : [Backhands Florian] I know what you did.
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Sally Inwood : The Field of Sunflowers!
Leo Joseph Smooth : Yeah.
Sally Inwood : Why are you showing a picture of that here?
Leo Joseph Smooth : Well, I, uh, shouldn't have to... there are people who appreciate art.
Sally Inwood : These people? Well, there must be some other reason.
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Jack Albany : [On a ledge outside Sally's window] Do you want me to fall off of here and beak my neck?
Sally Inwood : Would you?
Jack Albany : That's a terrible thing to say.
Sally Inwood : Well, be insulted and go away.
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Jack Albany : Help!
Sally Inwood : You really are insane.
Jack Albany : Whatever you say. Just help me up.
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Jack Albany : Well, how did you know to hit him?
Sally Inwood : It was pretty obvious which one wasn't the professional killer... "an umbrella of peace spreading..."
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Jack Albany : Oh, thank you.
Sally Inwood : What for?
Jack Albany : For saving my life.
Sally Inwood : Oh, that. I'd do that for any great actor.
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Jack Albany : I need you.
Sally Inwood : You do.