The April Fools (1969)

Charles Boyer: Andre Greenlaw

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• Andre Greenlaw : I found out long ago that all of the most unpleasant things in life occurred during the day.

  Andre Greenlaw : The sun beats down, women wear curlers.

  Andre Greenlaw : Men jam subways to get to offices where they cheat each other in business, or borrow and lend money at exorbitant rates.

  Andre Greenlaw : Say, I hope I'm not stepping on any toes. What line are you in?

  Howard Brubaker : I'm on "The Street"

  Andre Greenlaw : Oh.

  Andre Greenlaw : Oh, well, I'm sure you'll find something soon.