The April Fools (1969)

Dee Gardner: Naomi Jackson

Quotes 

• Ted Gunther : Do you type?

  Naomi Jackson : You mean... with a machine?

• Naomi Jackson : [Walks sexily into Howard's office]  Hi.

  Howard Brubaker : [Puzzled]  Hi?

  Naomi Jackson : I'm supposed to be your new... secretary.

  [pause] 

  Naomi Jackson : We met last night.

  [He doesn't get it] 

  Naomi Jackson : At the party?

  Howard Brubaker : Oh, sure. You're the one with... How are you?

  Naomi Jackson : Tired.

  Howard Brubaker : Me too!

  [Nervously laughs] 

  Naomi Jackson : [Leans towards him]  You want a pill?

  Howard Brubaker : What's in the pill?

  Naomi Jackson : You tell me.

  Howard Brubaker : No. Thank you. Would you get my wife... on the phone?

  Naomi Jackson : Sure. What's your name?

  Howard Brubaker : Oh, Brubaker... Howard.

  Naomi Jackson : Is that what you want me to call you?

  Howard Brubaker : Well, yeah. Or you can call me Mr. Brubaker or Howard or actually whatever you want.

  Naomi Jackson : Good. I'm used to working for swingers.