- Dr. Julian Winston: I must say, it's grotesque. A woman your age, throwing yourself at a kid like that!
- Stephanie: And what about that eh, father-daughter thing of yours, if you don't think that's ridiculous...
- Dr. Julian Winston: Well, it's different for a man. If a man is with a younger woman it looks entirely appropriate, but when it's the other way around, it's disg...
- Stephanie: Well, you go to your church and I'll go to mine.
- Stephanie: Mr Greenfield, please don't handle the instruments.
- Harvey Greenfield: I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.
- Stephanie: I didn't know you were interested in reading.
- [She exits]
- Dr. Julian Winston: What did she say?
- Toni Simmons: It's not what she said, it's what she didn't say
- Dr. Julian Winston: Tell me what she didn't say, word for word
- Stephanie: I was married, when I was young.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Married? I had no idea!
- Stephanie: Neither did he!
- Dr. Julian Winston: Stephanie?
- Stephanie: Doctor?
- Dr. Julian Winston: I think I'm going to kiss you.
- Stephanie: When will you know for sure?
- Dr. Julian Winston: [They kiss passionately] I plan to do this often.
- Stephanie: I'll make a note to remind you.
- Toni Simmons: [Describing the first time she met Julian] He was charming, good looking, sophisticated, no sweatshirts.
- Igor Sullivan: [Looks down] Sorry, I didn't know this suicide was black tie.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Toni, I'm going to marry you.
- Toni Simmons: How do you mean, Marry?
- Dr. Julian Winston: You know, marry, with the judge, the blood test, the license, that kind of marry, right away.
- Toni Simmons: But what about your wife?
- Dr. Julian Winston: My wife? I'll divorce her.
- Toni Simmons: What about the children?
- Dr. Julian Winston: I'll divorce them, too.
- Toni Simmons: Well, what can be bigger than black leather slacks? OK, I give up.
- [opens the box]
- Toni Simmons: A mink stole! A mink stole! And a card, too! "Your next appointment is on..."
- [Julian turns the card over for her]
- Toni Simmons: "As ever, Julian."
- [in the X-ray room, Julian reveals that he has hurt Mrs Durant - the first time he has caused a patient pain]
- Stephanie: Pity it wasn't Mr Greenfield!
- Stephanie: Really, Mrs Durant. Your teeth are more important than your hair.
- Mrs. Durant: You really believe that, don't you. Sad.
- Señor Sánchez: [Meeting on the dance floor] Good evening, doctor.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Good evening, patient.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Hey, did you see that? He just kissed her on the neck!
- Toni Simmons: Hmph! She sure likes a lot of action.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Yes, she does, doesn't she!
- Toni Simmons: Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend.
- Dr. Julian Winston: If somebody doesn't stop that guy, he's gonna make love to her right in the middle of the floor.
- Harvey Greenfield: Drink up. It'll make me look better to you.
- Stephanie: There isn't that much wine in the world.
- Harvey Greenfield: To our love affair.
- [clinking glasses]
- Stephanie: God forbid.
- Stephanie: Did you ever have a gin and tonic made with tequila?
- Dr. Julian Winston: [Looking slightly disgusted] No thank you. Tequila and tonic.
- Stephanie: No-no. No. You substitute the tequila! No, you substitute the tonic for the tequila.
- Dr. Julian Winston: The tequila for the tonic?
- Stephanie: Yes. Yes, they call it...
- Dr. Julian Winston: Gin and tequila?
- Stephanie: Yes. They call it the 'Mexican *Measles*'
- Dr. Julian Winston: [Correcting her] 'Missile.'
- Stephanie: Missile!
- [laughs]
- Stephanie: Yes and they tell me it prevents malaria.
- Igor Sullivan: He must have done something. What? Did he cheat on you? Beat you? Is he a drunk? Crook?
- Toni Simmons: Worse.
- Igor Sullivan: Oh, he's married.
- Toni Simmons: For life.
- Toni Simmons: A man who lies cannot love.
- Stephanie: [about to close the door] That sounds like something out of a fortune cookie.
- Toni Simmons: [after Stephanie leaves] Dirty married bachelor!
- [an Airline hostess from an Australian airline has phoned to ask if Dr Winston is free for a date that evening]
- Dr. Julian Winston: Tell her I'm grounded!
- Stephanie: [down the phone] I'm sorry, Miss, but Dr Winston doesn't do that kind of work any more.
- Igor Sullivan: You're lucky I broke in.
- Toni Simmons: Why did you?
- Igor Sullivan: I thought you were dying.
- Toni Simmons: Well, that was the whole idea.
- Igor Sullivan: You were going about it all wrong. I believe you're supposed to put your head in the stove.
- Toni Simmons: It's a second hand stove. There were no directions.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Now if I hear that you've been bothering Stephanie again, I'll knock all your teeth out.
- Harvey Greenfield: You'll just have to put them back in again.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Her name is Toni Simmons.
- Stephanie: Oh. I'm supposed to give you a message: She's alive.
- Toni Simmons: I wasn't kissing you, you were kissing me! And, by the way, is that all you did?
- Igor Sullivan: There wasn't much time.
- Toni Simmons: Igor, why don't you have dinner with me tonight.
- Igor Sullivan: Okay, I'll put some clothes on.
- Toni Simmons: Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me.
- [giggles]
- [Toni realises that she's being kissed by someone other than Julian]
- Toni Simmons: Who are you? What are you doing?
- Igor Sullivan: Mouth to Mouth resuscitation.
- Toni Simmons: You were kissing me!
- Igor Sullivan: I lost my head!
- [Igor reveals he's a writer]
- Toni Simmons: You're a writer? You're the writer! The one who keeps pounding on his typewriter all night - you drive me crazy!
- Igor Sullivan: Why didn't you complain so I could have met you earlier?
- [Toni reveals she tried to commit suicide]
- Dr. Julian Winston: You really tried to kill yourself over me?
- Toni Simmons: Stupid, wasn't it?
- Dr. Julian Winston: I'm a bastard, the biggest bastard in the whole world.
- Toni Simmons: Julian, please, you're starting to make it sound like bragging.
- Señor Sánchez: There is something so provocative about a nurse in uniform. No frills. No adorments. Just the basic woman.
- Stephanie: [after putting the x-ray gun into place] Hold still, Señor Sánchez, or the basic woman is liable to x-ray your nose.
- Toni Simmons: And did you get a load of that girl?
- Dr. Julian Winston: Well, I wasn't paying much attention...
- Toni Simmons: When she bent over, it looked like she had her knees up inside her dress.
- Dr. Julian Winston: [Talking to Harvey, about Toni] I'm having a rough time. As long as I was lying to her, everything was fine. The minute I decided to do the right thing and marry her, I've had troubles. You wouldn't believe the complications. It's like waltzing in wet cement.
- Dr. Julian Winston: [Talking about trying to recover his car which had been towed earlier] I went to the police station. They told me to try a garage on the East Side. When I got there they told me to try the West Side. When I got there, it was closed. I couldn't find a cab so I had to walk home. I should have listened to my mother and become an M.D. - they let you park anywhere.
- Toni Simmons: Now why don't you go back and mind your own business like everyone else in New York City?
- Stephanie: Why did you choose this place?
- Harvey Greenfield: It's the new in-spot.
- Stephanie: I never heard of it.
- Harvey Greenfield: Nobody has, that's why it's so popular.
- Toni Simmons: I wrote Julian, telling what I was going to do.
- Igor Sullivan: Why?
- Toni Simmons: Well, what would be the sense of killing myself, if he didn't know about it?
- Harvey Greenfield: She really turns me off. I thought all Swedish dames were sexy, I mean, I've seen some of those movies; but, this one's like a an iceberg.
- Dr. Julian Winston: She's very official.
- Harvey Greenfield: Have you ever seen her out of her uniform?
- [Dr. Winston gives him a look]
- Harvey Greenfield: I mean in street clothes. I bet she wears corrective hats.
- Señor Sánchez: Miss Dickinson, you are a most attractive woman. Yet, you try to conceal it.
- Stephanie: Very successfully, I'd say.
- Señor Sánchez: Aw, but we Latins have a great eye for hidden beauty. You know, for centuries our women were all covered up with materials, long dresses, veils. So, we, in self defense, have had to develop an instinct for guessing what was underneath.
- Señor Sánchez: I would like for us to have dinner, one of these nights. Candle light. Soft guitars.
- Stephanie: Will you bring along your wife?
- Señor Sánchez: My wife? You would not like her. Nobody likes her.