The Monitors (1969)

Larry Storch: P.A. Stutz

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• Colonel Stutz : [disguised as a preacher]  Believe in the Monitors or the Heavens will open up and rain down horned toads, warted frogs, and all sorts of slimy, scaled yellow monsters.

• Colonel Stutz : But there are rules in war, Culp! Rules! Rule one, ask no questions. Rule two, be on the winning side.

  Culp : Uh, what was rule one, again, sir?

• Colonel Stutz : Jordan, you're always with a beautiful woman. What's your secret? Raw eggs? Wheat germ oil? Steak tartare? You can tell me.