- Larry Miller: [on the phone to the police] Hello, Dad
- Lieutenant Frank Miller: Well, if it isn't my son - the black Sherlock Holmes. What have you been doing with yourself?
- Larry Miller: Well I haven't been doing too much, Dad. But a guy just tried to kick my brains out.
- Lieutenant Frank Miller: Yeah? How'd he do?
- Larry Miller: He missed - I think.
- Lieutenant Frank Miller: Yeah, his foot was probably too big.
- Larry Miller: Dad, this guy that jumped me really wanted a girl.
- Lieutenant Frank Miller: So did your Mother and I.