The Moonshine War (1970)

Patrick McGoohan: Frank Long

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• Mr. Baylor : If'n the law needs upholdin' in these parts, Mr. Frank Long, I uphold it, *I* take care of it.

  Frank Long : You all confiscatin' whisky, Mr. Baylor?

  Mr. Baylor : Well, I reckon you might say so - a swig at a time. Royce, give this ol' Long boy a sample of our white lightenin', will ya?

  [Frank takes a swig] 

  Mr. Baylor : Right good stuff, huh, Mr. Long? Ah, it'd be a cryin' shame to throw that out in the ground just because some titless old women figure a feller oughtin' to drink that, wouldn't it? I'm askin' you now, wouldn't it?

• Dr. Emmett Taulbee : Say, Frank, she's all right, ain't she?

  Frank Long : Mrs. Simpson.

  Dr. Emmett Taulbee : Mrs. Simpson, huh. Yes, sir, she is all righty.

  Frank Long : What would you do with two women?

  Dr. Emmett Taulbee : Same thing I'd do with one.

  Frank Long : [looks towards Miley]  Ain't she enough fer ya?

  Dr. Emmett Taulbee : Well, if what you mean by enough: all I want. Sure. Little ol' Miley can dish up the poontang. But, she is one woman - and that one there is another... And, Mister, they are all different. Each one has her own little pleasures and - secret tender places.

• Frank Long : I guess you got some - secret treasurers buried down there. I could jump on your bones right now.

• Frank Long : I'm gonna shoot you right between the eyes, nigger. You wanna get shot?

  Aaron : Nah.

• Frank Long : I just thought of somebody who'd know where the whisky's at.

  Dr. Emmett Taulbee : Yeah, who's that?

  Frank Long : Son's hired help, Aaron. He used to work for the old man - the one that run the whisky.

  Dr. Emmett Taulbee : Oh, yeah, the boy with the shotgun.

  Frank Long : The nigger.

  Dr. Emmett Taulbee : Yeah, that shouldn't be too hard to get it outta him.

  Frank Long : I never met one yet that didn't want to talk.

  Dr. Emmett Taulbee : Yeah, that's the truth, ain't it.