The Moonshine War (1970)

Will Geer: Mr. Baylor

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Quotes 

• Mr. Baylor : If'n the law needs upholdin' in these parts, Mr. Frank Long, I uphold it, *I* take care of it.

  Frank Long : You all confiscatin' whisky, Mr. Baylor?

  Mr. Baylor : Well, I reckon you might say so - a swig at a time. Royce, give this ol' Long boy a sample of our white lightenin', will ya?

  [Frank takes a swig] 

  Mr. Baylor : Right good stuff, huh, Mr. Long? Ah, it'd be a cryin' shame to throw that out in the ground just because some titless old women figure a feller oughtin' to drink that, wouldn't it? I'm askin' you now, wouldn't it?

• Mr. Baylor : A man's got a right to eat his corn and he's got a right to drink it or wash his rear end with it, if he wants to.

• Mr. Baylor : Well, hell's bells, some folks around here believe anything.

• Mr. Baylor : I don't aim to set around here all night, passin' wind with these here pumpkin rollers; so, I'm fixin' to take a couple-a galloons of good ole 'shine and pay you, um, five dollars confiscation price. Now, how do you feel about that?