The Out of Towners (1970)
Johnny Brown: Waiter - Train
Quotes
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George Kellerman : You know how long we were in line?
Gwen Kellerman : Two hours.
George Kellerman : Two hours. That's how long.
Waiter in Dining Car on Train : [hands a plate of food and coffee to a customer] Chicken sandwich and coffee.
George Kellerman : Can we see a menu, please?
Waiter in Dining Car on Train : We just got sandwiches and drinks.
George Kellerman : Oh. Eh, two Chicken sandwiches, please.
Waiter in Dining Car on Train : Sorry, no chicken.
George Kellerman : Isn't that chicken?
Waiter in Dining Car on Train : Yeah, that's chicken. But when he eats that, that's the end of the chicken.
Gwen Kellerman : They're out of chicken, George.
George Kellerman : Got ham or cheese?
Waiter in Dining Car on Train : No ham.
George Kellerman : Just cheese.
Waiter in Dining Car on Train : No cheese.
George Kellerman : [under his breath] No cheese.
Gwen Kellerman : What DO you have?
Waiter in Dining Car on Train : Peanut Butter on white bread.
George Kellerman : What else you got?
Waiter in Dining Car on Train : More peanut butter on white bread. Ran out of everything a few minutes ago, ma'am.
Gwen Kellerman : But don't you have anything else? My husband isn't allowed to eat peanut butter or white bread.
Waiter in Dining Car on Train : I got saltine crackers and green olives. That's all, ma'am. We didn't expect 350 people tonight. No, ma'am.