Carry on at Your Convenience (1971)

Kenneth Cope: Vic Spanner

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Quotes 

• [waving a dinner knife] 

  Agatha Spanner : This is a respectable and refined neighbourhood AND DON'T YOU BLOODY FORGET IT.

  Vic Spanner : How can I, when you keep reminding me of it so nicely.

• [Vic walks out on his job at Boggs and is leaving the forecourt] 

  Girl : Excuse me but they sent me from the exchange. I'm the new canteen girl. Can you tell me where I go?

  Vic Spanner : Oh Yes. I was just going in myself, I'll show you where it is. Yes, we've got a lovely pair of canteens here and a nice load of people.

• Vic Spanner : [there is anger at the loss of the tea round]  It's another a little prod at the very vitals of your personal freedom.

  Chloe Moore : I never noticed anyone prodding at my vitals!

  Ernie : Good for you, Chloe.

  Willie : Any time for you, Chloe!

• Vic Spanner : Meeting in the canteen in 10 minutes. Tell everyone Bernie.

  Bernie Hulke : Right.

  [shouts] 

  Bernie Hulke : Meeting in the canteen in...

  [to Vic] 

  Bernie Hulke : When was it?

  Vic Spanner : 10 minutes.

  Bernie Hulke : [shouts]  Meeting in 10 minutes time in...

  [to Vic] 

  Bernie Hulke : Where was it?

  Vic Spanner : The canteen.

  Bernie Hulke : [shouts]  Meeting in 10 minutes ti...

  Vic Spanner : [shouts]  Alright, they know!