- Ross Bodine: You show me an old cowboy, a young cowboy or an in between cowboy with more than a few dollars in his poke and I'll show a cowboy that stopped being a cowboy and robbed banks.
- Frank Post: Well, let's rob us a bank.
- Ross Bodine: It'll be safer than getting married.
- Frank Post: How old are you?
- Ross Bodine: I'll be 46 in July. I'll be 50 in July.
- Frank Post: Oh, my God. Do you realize in 25 years I'll be just like you?
- Ross Bodine: What's wrong with that?