Trinity Is Still My Name (1971)

Terence Hill: Trinità

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Quotes 

• 'Farrah' the Mother : Why didn't you write your Ma?

  Trinità : 'cause I don't know how to write. And you don't know how to read.

  The Father : Yeah, he's got a point, there.

• Trinità : You leavin', right away?

  Bambino : If you're stayin', yeah.

  Trinità : Why don't you talk to him, Pa?

  The Father : [to Bambino]  Listen: if I was you, I'd drown him, right there in that tub.

  Trinità : Hey, you ain't gonna take the old geezer up on that are ya? Ma!

• Bounty Hunter : You got somethin' gnawin' at your conscience, stinkweed? Well, what're you worth? Five hundred?

  Trinità : Uh, well, not yet. I'm just startin' out. But Judge Fitzpatrick told me that if I keep up like this, I'll be worth a thousand! Right now, I'm up to fifty.

  Bounty Hunter : Fifty bucks? How'd you manage to win that? Stealin' chickens?

  Trinità : Nah, they was turkeys!

• Trinità : Every monk who is a monk, punch a monk who idn't a monk.

• Trinità : May the good lord...

  Bambino : Put a bullet between your eyes!

• Trinità : Aw, listen, Bambino...

  Bambino : Shut up. And don't call me Bambino.

  Trinità : What do you want me to call you?

  Bambino : Nothin'.

• Trinità : Son of a buzzard.

• Maitre D' : Et voilà! Chasse à la Magdalene, avec petite oignons, marron sautés, pomme de terre au petite poivre, champignons sautés.

  [Smiles conspicuously] 

  Maitre D' : I hope it is to your liking, gentlemen!

  Trinità : So what's so funny, huh?

• Older monk : It is Lucifer. Lucifer in person!

  Trinità : [to Bambino]  You know him?

  Bambino : No, I've never heard of him. He sounds like a professional from back East.

  Trinità : [to Monk]  Hmm. Well, this Lucifer or whatever shows up, tell him to go to hell.

• Maitre D' : [Trinity and Bambino, in brand-new suits, bluff their way into an exclusive restaurant]  I'm sorry, gentlemen, you have to be members.

  Trinità : [stands up straight]  What do you think WE are?