Carry on Matron (1972)

Kenneth Connor: Mr. Tidey

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• Mr. Tidey : Well, what's happened?

  Matron : I'm afraid it was another false alarm, Mr Tidey. You may as well go back to work.

  Mr. Tidey : Go back to work? It was due three weeks ago.

  Mr. Tidey : Well I'm sorry but babies tend to arrive when they feel like it. There's nothing we can do about it.

  Mr. Tidey : That's a fine state of affairs, innit eh? We'd soon be in a right old mess if we ran the railways like that.

  Matron : I was under the impression that you did.