Carry on Matron (1972)
Kenneth Williams: Sir Bernard Cutting
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Quotes
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Matron : [handing Sir Bernard envelopes] By the way - your mail.
Sir Bernard Cutting : Yes, I am! And I can prove it, d'you hear! Prove it!
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Matron : I'm a simple woman with simple tastes, and I want to be wooed!
Sir Bernard Cutting : Ooh, you can be as 'wude' as you like with me!
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Sir Bernard Cutting : I've got a problem.
Dr. Francis A. Goode : Haven't we all got a problem?
Sir Bernard Cutting : I can't do it lying down.
Dr. Francis A. Goode : Oh dear, you have got a problem!
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Dr. Francis A. Goode : As a matter of fact I was talking to my wife only the other day. "Hamlet," I said... I call her Hamlet because she thinks she's a Great Dane. Isn't it silly?
Sir Bernard Cutting : Dr Goode, I am not interested in your wife.
Dr. Francis A. Goode : That's a funny thing. Neither am I.