Heather MacRae: Helen Lacey
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Helen Lacey : You're insane!
Dr. Bernardo : That's what they called me at Masters and Johnson for creating a 400-foot diaphragm. Contraception for the entire nation at once!
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Helen Lacey : Oh, Victor, please don't do anything dangerous!
Victor Shakapopulis : Don't worry. I know how to handle tits.
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Helen Lacey : Victor, look!
Victor : Oh my God, a gigantic tit!
Helen Lacey : Oh, Victor, what are we going to do?
Victor : I don't know what you're going to do; but, I'm going home and get my catchers mitt. Look, it looks angry. The nipple's getting erect.
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Helen Lacey : I think its wonderful how you Men of Science have finally gotten around to sex! All the girls at The Globe are so pleased with your work on respiration during orgasm.
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Helen Lacey : Are studying sexual phenomenon too?
Victor : Yes. I was a biology major in school and I've really been looking forward to working with the Doctor, you know, he's a great hero of mine. I don't know if you know this or not, but, he was the first man to ever measure the sound waves produce by an erection.
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Helen Lacey : Oh, Victor, what are we going to do to stop this fiendish tit?
