Tony Randall: The Operator
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Quotes
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The Operator : Can we please have an erection? What the hell is going on down there?
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The Girl : For me, Norman Mailer has exactly that same sort of relevance - that affirmitive, negative duality that only Proust or Flaubert could achieve.
The Operator : I don't know if we're gonna make it or not, doesn't look too good.
The Girl : I'm a graduate of New York University.
The Operator : We're gonna make it.
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The Operator : Think we're gonna have intercourse tonight?
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The Operator : Attention gonads, we're going for seconds.
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The Operator : Prepare to stroke her thighs.
Switchboard : We're on the thighs and stroking.
The Operator : Attention mouth. Attention mouth. Please blow in her ear.
Switchboard : Erection is at 45 degrees and holding fast.
The Operator : Readjust mouth.
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Switchboard : Prepare for release of sperm.
The Operator : Will Mayes. Joe Namath. Mickey Mantle.
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The Operator : We're inside! We're making it! Have memory think of baseball players to keep sperm from premature launching.
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The Operator : Roll out the tongue. Here comes the kiss! Hang on! Activate pleasure center.
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The Operator : Prepare for penetration.
