Carry on Abroad (1972)

Derek Francis: Brother Martin

Quotes 

• Brother Martin : I say that's rather interesting, Brother Bernard. There are directions here for finding the tomb of St. Cecelia, the founder of our order.

  Brother Bernard : [Brother Bernard is distracted by the sight of Marge and Lily in bikinis]  Oh, that's nice.

  Brother Martin : Yes, isn't it? It is believed to lie in the middle of the island, about five miles north of the port of Elsbels. If we follow them, I think we might get somewhere.

  Brother Bernard : [still watching the girls]  Do you think we should?

  Brother Martin : Ah, well, that is what we came for, isn't it?

  Brother Bernard : Is it? I thought we were going to find the tomb of St. Cecelia.

  Brother Martin : That is what I am talking about.

  Brother Bernard : Oh, I'm sorry, Brother Martin. I was thinking of something else.

  Brother Martin : If we made an early start perhaps we could have lunch in the village? Do you fancy that, Brother Bernard?

  Brother Bernard : [In reference to Marge and not the lunch]  Not 'arf!