Carry on Abroad (1972)

Jimmy Logan: Bert Conway

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• [outside the Wundatours Shop] 

  Bert Conway : Hey, son, hey! Is this for the dirty weekend?

  Stuart Farquhar : This is the 4-day trip to Elsbels, if that's what you mean?

  Bert Conway : Same difference, isn't it?

  Stuart Farquhar : Have you got a ticket?

  Bert Conway : Certainly. I don't expect to get it for nothing--not the holiday anyway!

• Sadie Tompkins : Don't you understand? I don't want just a quick roll in the hay. I need something that's going to last.

  Bert Conway : Who says it's not going to last? We don't go home until tomorrow afternoon.

• Bert Conway : Where's all the crumpet?

  Eustace Tuttle : I don't think they give us any tea!