Carry on Abroad (1972)

Joan Sims: Cora Flange

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• Vic Flange : [flapping his hands like wings]  Flying! You don't like flying, remember?

  Cora Flange : [flapping her hands like wings]  I don't like washing floors, but I'd still rather do that than you get some other scrubber!

• Harry : I hear you're going on your holiday tomorrow, then?

  Vic Flange : Just a weekend.

  Harry : All right for some, you taking the missus, too?

  Vic Flange : No, she won't go abroad. Doesn't like flying, do you, love?

  Cora Flange : All the same, if I did, someone has to look after the pub.

  Vic Flange : It's one of them new package deals. 17 quid, all in.

  Harry : Where are you going to?

  Vic Flange : Oh, some new resort in the Med.

  Cora Flange : Oh, for Heaven's sake, Vic, why don't you tell him? It's a place called Elsbels.

  Harry : Elsbels? The island?

  Vic Flange : Yes.

  Harry : Tomorrow?

  Vic Flange : Yes.

  Harry : Blimey, there's a coincidence for you.

  Vic Flange : What is?

  Harry : Sadie's going on the same trip!

• Cora Flange : Coach? I though we were going by air?

  Vic Flange : We have to go in the coach to get to the airport!

  Cora Flange : But you didn't say anything about coaches; I don't like going in them either.

  Vic Flange : Oh, gawd blimey. You're determined to have a good time aren't you?

• Cora Flange : You filthy, rotten, stinking beast!

  Vic Flange : What have I done now?

  Cora Flange : Don't you come the innocent with me. You and that Sadie Tomkins..."Are you going on the same trip too? Oh, well, fancy that, yes, fancy that." Well, I don't fancy that AT ALL!

• Vic Flange : Oh, have a heart, darling, you know I need this holiday. You wouldn't want me to go without it just because she's going to be there.

  Cora Flange : If she's going to be there, you won't be going without it!