Carry on Abroad (1972)
Kenneth Williams: Stuart Farquhar
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Quotes
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Stuart Farquhar : My name is Stuart Farquhar, the representative of Wundatours.
Pepe : Stupid what?
Stuart Farquhar : STUART! STUART FARQUHAR!
Pepe : Ahh, you Mr. Farqiarse.
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Stuart Farquhar : Afternoon, Miss Dobbs, a lovely day for it.
Miss Dobbs : That's what they all say, Mr Farquhar, but it won't get you anywhere.
Stuart Farquhar : I meant for the Elsbels trip, Miss Dobbs.
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Stuart Farquhar : Please, Miss Plunkett, you're squashing my itinerary.
Moira Plunkett : Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I keep on forgetting what a big girl I am now.
Stuart Farquhar : Quite, shall we get them out now?
Moira Plunkett : Why, Mr Farquhar!
Stuart Farquhar : The people for the coach, I mean.
Moira Plunkett : Oh, those. Yes, of course.
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[on arrival at the Palace Hotel in Elsbels]
Pepe : It's very lovings, no?
Stuart Farquhar : I beg your pardon? Oh, you mean lovely, oh yes very nice.
Pepe : It's all brand-news, tables not sat in, chairs not sat in, lavatory not sat...
Stuart Farquhar : Yes, we needn't go into all that.
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Postcard Seller : Excuse me, mister--you like postcards? Very interesting!
Stuart Farquhar : Oh yes--Miss Plunkett, didn't you want a postcard to send to your mother?
[Stuart Farquhar looks at the postcards]
Stuart Farquhar : OOOOOOHHH.
Moira Plunkett : Any good?
Stuart Farquhar : No, I'm afraid they're quite unsuitable.
Moira Plunkett : Oh, are they naughty ones? Do let me see.
Stuart Farquhar : Certainly not.
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[outside the Wundatours Shop]
Bert Conway : Hey, son, hey! Is this for the dirty weekend?
Stuart Farquhar : This is the 4-day trip to Elsbels, if that's what you mean?
Bert Conway : Same difference, isn't it?
Stuart Farquhar : Have you got a ticket?
Bert Conway : Certainly. I don't expect to get it for nothing--not the holiday anyway!
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Stuart Farquhar : [while being detained in the Spanish jail] I feel that I should point out that we are all British subjects.
Police Chief : I know, and you have my deepest sympathy.
Stuart Farquhar : Yes, quite. Well, I don't want to make an international incident out of this...
Police Chief : That is most kind of you, sir.
Stuart Farquhar : ...but I must protest most strongly about being detained in this way.
Police Chief : Naturally, sir.
