- John: So, you finally managed to get here. You're late as usual, of course.
- Stanley: No, I...
- John: Our appointment was for eleven thirty. It's practically noon now.
- Stanley: I'm sorry John. Have I kept you waiting long?
- John: No. I just got here myself.
- Stanley: Oh, well, then I don't feel so bad.
- John: That's beside the point. I don't like to be kept waiting and since you're never on time, I always come late on purpose.
- Stanley: But if you only knew how bored I was with the work I'm doing, eight hours a day, week after week. When Saturday night comes around I'm exhausted from having done nothing with my life.
- Stanley: I suppose if Norman had stuck around he always would've been an obstacle to us. Oh, happiness is such an egotistical thing.
- Mr. Nicholson: Stanley, what are you doing out there holding a purse?
- Stanley: Well... Mrs. Bingham jumped on her husband's back and rode away.