Carry on Dick (1974)

Joan Sims: Madame Desirée

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Quotes 

• ["Big" Dick is points his pistol at Madame Desiree] 

  Madame Desiree : That doesn't scare me. I've seen bigger ones in my time.

  Dick Turpin : That doesn't surprise me.

• [Madame Desiree passes him on the stairs carrying a sword] 

  Capt. Desmond Fancey : I wouldn't fancy a poke with that.

  Madame Desiree : What did you say?

  Capt. Desmond Fancey : Your blade, ma'am. You handle it far too well for my liking!

  Madame Desiree : I shouldn't worry

  [pointing the blade at his crotch] 

  Madame Desiree : You don't look as if you've got much to lose.