Carry on Dick (1974)
Kenneth Williams: Captain Desmond Fancey
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Quotes
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[Madame Desiree passes him on the stairs carrying a sword]
Capt. Desmond Fancey : I wouldn't fancy a poke with that.
Madame Desiree : What did you say?
Capt. Desmond Fancey : Your blade, ma'am. You handle it far too well for my liking!
Madame Desiree : I shouldn't worry
[pointing the blade at his crotch]
Madame Desiree : You don't look as if you've got much to lose.
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Reverend Flasher : Ah, I see. Well, I'd like to use my organ again.
Capt. Desmond Fancey : I beg your pardon?
Reverend Flasher : The bellows are leaking and they do cost so much to repair them.
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Capt. Desmond Fancey : [On arrival at the 10 o'clock rendezvous, as directed by Harriet:] "That's not a Blasted Oak: it's a Bloody Yew"
