Death Race 2000 (1975)

Mary Woronov: Calamity Jane

Photos 

Quotes 

• Calamity Jane : Hi ya, Herman. I hope your Buzz Bomb has a little more juice in its nuclear warhead this year.

  [Herman glances down at his crotch, embarrased] 

• [Matilda the Hun runs her car over Calamity Jane's navigator, Pete, and kills him] 

  Matilda the Hun : [cheers]  Blitzkreg! Ha-ha!

  Calamity Jane : [screaming]  YOU LOUSY BITCH! I'll kill you for that! Nobody scores my navigator and gets away with it!

• Junior : Do I hear the sounds of engines? It's Calamity Jane Kelly, queen of the road, at the wheel of that mean, ornery stud bull!

  [Calamity Jane's fans start to cheer] 

  Junior : Zany Janey, winner of this year's trials at Watkins Glen, placed second in 1998 and led in last year's second lap until she went out with gear trouble.

  [Jane and her navigator, Pete, wave to her fans, while Junior Bruce walks toward them] 

  Junior : Her fans and lovers everywhere wish Janey better luck this year.

  Calamity Jane : My fans can wish me all the luck they want. My luck with my lovers gets any better, I'll miss the race completely. Isn't that right, Pete?

• Lt. Fury : [looks through a pair of binoculars]  Chicken gang. Chicken in a basket!

  Calamity Jane : Chicken in a casket!