Death Race 2000 (1975)

Carle Bensen: Harold

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• Harold : As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.

• Junior : Frankenstein scores! Frankenstein scores at last! But what kind of a score, boys and girls? Just 80 points out of a possible big 700. What do you think, Gracie?

  Grace Pander : Well, those doctors - dear friends of mine - have been pretty smug all these years setting up the old folks. Frankenstein must have decided it was their turn.

  Harold : Which only goes to show that even the fearsome Frankenstein has a 100 percent red-blooded American sense of humor, heh-heh.

• Harold : Is it true that, with your new mechanical arm, you can shift gears in less than a 20th of a second? Would you care to comment on that?

  Frankenstein : No.

  Harold : How do you feel about going into the race with a navigator you've never met?

  Grace Pander : You'll love Annie. She's a red-hot sexpot.

  Frankenstein : She'd better be a red-hot navigator.