Death Race 2000 (1975)

Paul L. Ehrmann: Special Agent

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Quotes 

• Special agent : You know, Mr. VeTurbo, as a representative of Mr. President's government, I happen to hold the power of life and death.

  Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo : Yeah? Well, I happen to hold the clam sauce.

  [slings a handful of clam sauce into the Special Agent's face] 

• [at the race's first pit stop, Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo, Calamity Jane and Matilda the Hun and their navigators are getting a massage treatment] 

  Special agent : [addresses the racers and their navigators]  One thing before we begin: the government would like it if no one said anything about Nero, understand? He hit a tree and that's it. Got it? We don't wanna depress anybody...

  Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo : [interrupts]  Hey, hey! Everybody knows he's been blown up by the Resistance, you schmuck. It was on television.

  Special agent : If you wanna drive again next year, Mr. VeTurbo, you'll keep those opinions to yourself.