The Big Bus (1976)

Ruth Gordon: Old Lady

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Quotes 

• Old Woman : Looks like he got kicked in the nuts!

• Old Lady : [after the Cranes remarry]  You did the right thing! Never liked the idea of single people balling.

• Old Woman : Would you believe I'm running away from home? Lloyd thinks I'm still on the roof fixing the TV antenna.

  [huffs] 

  Old Woman : Work work work! 50 years of cooking, cleaning, washing! You know what I say? I say upchuck on all that.

• Old Woman : Excuse me, Father, but are you a priest?

  Father Kudos : Who wants to know?

  Old Woman : I just wanted to tell you, the last time I was on a bus I freaked out. You being here makes me feel better. Must have been God give me the seat next to you!

  Father Kudos : Think so? If it was God, why didn't he give you a fancy window seat like mine, huh? I mean it's strange that I, Kudos, a doubter, luxuriate in a window seat while you... aging with age... get older yet in that disgrace of an aisle seat!

  [Snorts] 

  Father Kudos : Where is your God now, old woman?

  Old Woman : Jesus, I'm sorry I asked!