The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
Michael McManus: Hornung - Plaintiff's Lawyer (segment "Courtroom")
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Quotes
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Hornung : Mr. Grunwald, in addition to your occupation as a spoon, is it not true that you are a driving instructor?
Grunwald : No.
Hornung : Then it is true.
Grunwald : Yes.
Hornung : That you're not a driving instructor?
Grunwald : No.
Hornung : Your Honor, I object to this line of questioning.
Judge : Overruled.
Hornung : Very well, then; I'd like some time to go over my briefs.
Judge : Please.
Hornung : [inspects his underwear] They're fine.
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Hornung : Ms. Filagree, as a passenger in the Grunwald vehicle, can you identify the man driving the blue Buick?
Rita Filagree : Yes.
Hornung : Is he in this courtroom right now?
Rita Filagree : [breaks down crying] Yes!
Hornung : Would you kindly point him out to me, please?
Rita Filagree : I can't do it, I just can't do it!
[Hornung holds up a dildo]
Hornung : Young lady, are you familiar with the penile codes in this state?