Mork & Mindy (1978–1982)
Robert Donner: Exidor, Xidon
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Quotes
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Exidor : [Exidor is trying to get Mork's memory back] All right, Mork, put your hands in front of your face, and repeat after me. "Oh, no, please don't."
Mork : Oh, no, please don't... oh...
Exidor : [Exidor takes a poster off Mindy's wall and smashes it over Mork's head] Too late.
Cora Hudson : That man is an absolute raving lunatic.
Exidor : Madam, you flatter me.
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Mork : [referring to the Exidor Boutique, in which Mork invested all of their savings] Come on, Mind, Exidor *knows* what he's doing.
Exidor : [storming out of the dressing room, talking to his imaginary friend] What do you mean the mannequins want a coffee break? They just had one ten minutes ago and all they did was dribble.
Exidor : [to Mork] Partner. Glad to see you brought the little woman.
Mindy McConnell : We want our money back now, and don't call me the little woman.
Mork : What she's trying to say is, Exidor, we've had a change of heart, you know like when Annie Richards wanted to change dressing rooms.
Exidor : I've only been open two hours. Even Evita didn't pay off its backers that fast.
Mindy McConnell : We want our money back.
Exidor : Look, business is a little slow but we're gonna have our two-for-one sale. Buy two, get one. Who could resist that?
Mindy McConnell : That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Exidor : Listen, Perky, are you insinuating I'm some kind of crack-pot? Well, that's what they said about David Rockefeller.
Mindy McConnell : Nobody ever said that about David Rockefeller.
Exidor : *I* did...
[suddenly looks the other way]
Exidor : Pepe, pepe. You call yourself a tailor? Just lengthen the sleeve don't clip his nails
[Exidor storms off with "Pepe"]
