Mork & Mindy (1978–1982)

Tom Poston: Mr. Bickley

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• Franklin Delano Bickley : That's diddly, he's just going out of town, I'm going out of business. I used to be the best greeting card writer around. I can't work any more.

  Mindy McConnell : Oh, come on, we don't make that much noise.

  Franklin Delano Bickley : I know, I was blaming it on you but it's time i faced it. I've lost it.

  Mork : We could form a posse and find it if you want.

  Franklin Delano Bickley : No, it's no use. They say your sympathy is the first thing to go. I used to be able to get tears out of a coat rack. Not any more.

  [pulls a card from his pocket] 

  Franklin Delano Bickley : Listen to this. "Your pet rabbit died. Poor little muffet. Your two choices are, eat it or stuff it".

  Mork : Aww, that's sad.