Harper Valley P.T.A. (1978)

Ron Masak: Herbie Maddox

Quotes 

• Herbie Maddox : Did you hear the one about the two newborn babies in the nursery? The girl baby says to the boy baby, Are you a boy baby or a girl baby? He says I'm a boy baby. The girl baby says, How do you know you're a boy baby? At that, the boy baby whips back the blankets and says, "See that? Blue booties!"

• Herbie Maddox : [talking about Skeeter's disappearance]  Skeeter is so predictable. Two beers, he goes home to his wife. Three beers, he goes home to his mother-in-law. Four beers, he goes -...

  Alice Finely : Herbie!