Harper Valley P.T.A. (1978)

Susan Swift: Dee Johnson

Quotes 

• Dee Johnson : [looking at her reflection, in the mirror, just after Alice Finely's completed her make-over; she looks beautiful]  Is that me?

  Alice Finely : Well, it ain't Dracula's daughter, baby!

  Dee Johnson : Mama, is that really me?

  Stella Johnson : [weeping tears of joy & happiness, of her daughter's new ideal look]  It always was you, honey! It always was you!

• Alice Finely : [to Stella, pointing to the back seat of her car before they go out to deal with Otis Harper, Junior]  We've got a passenger.

  Dee Johnson : I thought you could use some help.

  Stella Johnson : You know?

  Dee Johnson : I kind of figured it out.

  Stella Johnson : [giving up]  Well, welcome aboard the Harper Valley steamroller!

• Dee Johnson : [questioning the Harper Valley P. T. A. postponing the beginning of the election]  I refer to the minutes of September 8th, 1968, wherein this board was first elected.

• Dee Johnson : [voice-over, writing in her diary about her mother's exposure of the PTA Board]  I'm sure it may leave us at the bottom of the town's popularity poll, but that'll teach 'em not to screw around with my mama!