- Winterbolt: [his scepter is broken] No! My-- My powers are gone! When the scepter dies, I go too. I turn... I turn-- turn! I... turn... into a... tree.
- [does just that]
- Lilly Loraine: Well, what an exit!
- Policeman: [Takes the suitcase of money] I'll be taking that.
- Sam Spangles: Why?
- Policeman: You won't be needing it in jail.
- Lilly Loraine: Elephants? I thought the midgets were going to play the elves.
- Clown: Nah, they wanna play the polar bears.
- Lilly Loraine: Actors.
- Crystal: Smile, Frosty. Lilly says the key to show business is if you smile.
- Frosty: I just have a bad feeling Santa won't be here on time.
- Milly: Daddy, the show must go on.
- Chilly: That's what aunt Lilly says.
- Frosty: Alright, but I have a bad feeling there's gonna be a really wet act... and it won't be the seals.
- Scratcher the jealous reindeer: Now I can fly, like Donner and Blitzen and all those other goodie goods!
- Laine, Lilly's daughter: Oh, isn't Milton wonderful? He's the greatest ice-cream man in the world.
- Lilly Loraine: Forget 'im. If life has taught me anything is that you can't live on banana splits.
- Scratcher the Jealous Reindeer: Now I can fly, like Donner and Blitzen and all those other goodie goods!
- Rudolph: What's going on here?
- Winterbolt: The poor frozen fool gave me his hat when I promised to return your nose.
- Rudolph: You know you can't do that!
- Winterbolt: Yes, I know. But he didn't!
- Rudolph: Okay, Winterbolt. You asked for it!
- Winterbolt: You've got to catch me first!
- Frosty: F F F F. What's that stand for?
- Winterbolt: It means the amulet's magic only lasts until the Final Firework Fades on the Fourth.