Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype (1980)

Virgil Frye: Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo'

Quotes 

• Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo' : Did he have one red eye, one green eye, hair like it was taken off a Halloween mask, and a nose like a half-eaten carrot?

  Mrs. Quivel : Yes. He's laying on my bed, making disgusting noises.

  Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo' : That's no monster, that's my podiatrist.

• Miss Finebum : Let's face it, we're probably immortal.

  Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo' : Why don't you shoot each other and find out.

  Mr. Hype : You get in my way again, squid brain, and you'll wish your mother had strangled you at birth.

  Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo' : She tried.

• Dr. Henry Heckyl : First of all I'm going to give you a shot of zilophob. It will help suppress the pain I'm going to have to put you through.

  Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo' : I don't feel pain, I'm a cop.