- Sonny: Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?
- Dominick DiNapoli: [to Frankie] You know what your problem is, Junior? You don't know how to run your plate. See? You gotta make the bread come out even with the eggs.
- Dominick DiNapoli: Give me those keys or I'll cut you down to your balls!
- Frankie: Dom, what's happening to you? Don't you remember? "Da, da, da, da"?
- Dominick DiNapoli: "Da, da, da, da" your ass! Give me those keys!
- Dominick DiNapoli: [reading a greeting card] "I miss your warmth. I miss your grace. I miss your laugh. I miss your face. Happy Birthday, son, across the miles."
- Dominick DiNapoli: [to a picture of his mother] How you loved to feed me! Look at your chubby baby now, ma, I'm a fat, fat man, a damn fatso. I can't stop the fat!
- Frankie: [pointing at the plate of food] Didn't you learn anything from Salvatore? 39, the man was! 39 years old and he's dead, dead, dead, Dom, and that killed him!
- Nurse: These are your Do's, and these are your Do Not's. Do broil all your meats. Do drink 8 glasses of water a day. Do eat all the fresh green vegetables you want. Do drink 2 glasses of nonfat milk a day. Do not drink any alcoholic beverages. Do not drink soda pop. Do not drink ades or punches. Do not eat butter, margarines, oils, lard, or fat at any time. Do not eat fried foods. Do not eat bread. Do not eat grapes, bananas, watermelon, or any other fruit other than grapefruit or cantaloupe. Do not eat canned fruits. Do not eat dried fruits. Do not eat noodles. Do not eat spaghetti or macaroni of any kind. Do not eat pizza. Do not eat popcorn, potato chips, or pretzels. Do not eat puddings or custards. Do not eat ice cream, frozen custards, or frozen yogurt. Do not eat cookies, pies, cakes, pancakes, waffles, or any baked goods. Do not eat chocolate, caramel, fudge, nougat, nuts. Do not eat syrup, honey, or sugar of any kind...